Filmmaking - Publicity
Eva getting famous has changed a few things for me.
This year has been the first time in my life I don't
have to spell my name for people.
Which is good, because I've gotten worse at it.
"Your name please."
"Can you spell that?"
"Yes I can."
"Will you please spell your name?"
"No, the Longoria part..."
Now, it seems Eva's publicist has figured out
a way to make Eva an even bigger star.
They made a magazine cover, with Eva on it so big,
out in the Nevada desert, that Google's Satellite-cam
can see it from space.
Here's Eva, in a bikini, from space.
Great, now horny extra-terrestrials will
come here. Fine. Just great.
I must admit, seeing my last name on a
magazine cover, viewed by a satellite,
is still a thrill.
Go, Eva! When you got it, flaunt it, baby! Flaunt it!