Showing posts with label movies I love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies I love. Show all posts

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Thanksgiving - Movies I Love

Thanksgiving - Movies I Love

Man! I thought I knew movies. I thought, "Thanksgiving Day is coming. My favorite holiday. Good food, good company, an attitude of gratitude. Time to see the movies I always see this time of year."

Then, I tried to list them, but I couldn't.
Because there aren't any.

You may have already noticed this horrifying revelation yourself. There are no great Thanksgiving movies. It's true.

Christmas movies, we got. Every year, there is at least one brand-new studio movie meant to dilute and world-ize and cheapen the beautiful Christmas story. Happens every year.

New Year's Day, Groundhog Day, Valentine's Day, those holidays have movies, but not Thanksgiving Day.

Growing up, I remember the Rankin-Bass Christmas animations, and Charlie Brown Christmas, and "The Homecoming" for Christmas, and "It's a Wonderful Life" covered both Christmas and New Year. And the Dolly Madison snack cake Arbor Day special of course, everybody remembers those, but there was nothing for Thanksgiving, and that was my favorite holiday.

No guilt, no straining of one's finances, no responsibility for somebody else's Christmas joy. Nothing was expected of you at Thanksgiving, just sit down and eat. And to capacity! And beyond! A capacity unimagined at other times of the year. A creaking, groaning, falling-down packed stuffed fullness that seriously threatened to take you out, some terrifying excessive November. 

So I guess I really didn't need a Thanksgiving movie, just food.


So I roasted a turkey, and had WILD SIDE Theatre Actor friends over for Thanksgiving Dinner, several times. It was fun, and we weren't just a bunch of Hollywood refugees, stuck in Hollywood, away from friends and family. We were all alone, together.



Another John Hughes road-buddy movie set at Thanksgiving,

is 1991's "Dutch." Not as good a cast, and the story seems...familiar, about two guys who really want to get home, go through great difficulty getting there, and learn a lot...um...on the way.





Here's an odd Thanksgiving selection, but it has Thanksgiving significance for me.

I remember
Thanksgiving 1989. A bunch of us pale NW Evergreen animation people, at my pal Craig Bartlett's Hollywood place for a nice dinner.

I helped Craig with his 2x4 16mm animation stand, and our friend Matt Groening told us about his new animated segment for the "Tracey Ullman Show," a funny cartoon about Matt's family, growing up. 

A lot happened over the next 365 days. 



This is probably the ONLY REAL MOVIE ABOUT THANKSGIVING. 

Directed by Jodie Foster, who always has a special place in my heart, this movie is called "Home For The Holidays," with a great cast. Some favorite Actors, all in the same story. A little sordid, as modern holiday stories made by Hollywood refugees tend to be, but it is very funny.



After that, I need something for dessert - pumpkin pie would be nice. Here's a little home-made Thanksgiving pumpkin pie stop-motion video.

Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you are warm and dry, and thankful to be home with your loved ones, for a lovely meal.


Broadway Danny Rose
Planes, Trains And Automobiles
Dutch
The Simpsons MovieHome For The Holidays
Pieces of April
Happy Thanksgiving Stop-Motion Video

Monday, February 14, 2005

Sam Longoria - Valentine's Day - Modern Mirth magazine

Sam Longoria - Valentine's Day - Modern Mirth magazine

This is from the Feb 2005 
Modern Mirth magazine.
Happy Valentine's Day, everybody!



Love & Banging

© 2005 Sam Longoria, Modern Mirth Magazine, Richard Levinson Publisher

Love makes the world go round. No, wait, that's momentum.
The warm clump heats up, after a billion trillion years. Boiling hot, burning hot, and excited! Enough to fly apart, in another Big Bang, so the Universe is formed, again.

Love, and then Banging. Over and over again.

Without Love, there is only Banging. Tedious, mindless, empty Banging. Sign me up.

The power of Love was first noticed when monkeys on the plains first stood erect. Their females looked upon this proud, new erect-ness, and shrieked hot monkey Love, with bright red buttocks and provocative postures, and sharp claws and bared teeth, and fierce screams and total ecstasy. This was short-lived, lasting only until marriage.

The male monkeys were drawn to the female monkeys, who were drawn to other males, the ones with more bananas.

There was gripping and grinding, and cries and promises and longing and yearning and pulling and tugging and banging and urgency now now yes yes, and then... satisfaction.

The male monkeys fell asleep, and then woke up and wanted to do it again, but the female monkeys said no, I have to get up early for work. I have a lot of gathering and grooming to do tomorrow.

Later, the females gave birth to a new universe of monkeys. They grew up, and were drawn together, and now run the Department of Motor Vehicles, and send spam on the internet, and call you at dinner to sell you vinyl siding.

We will never run out of monkeys, because monkeys put into daily practice both Love and Banging.

Banging is easy to find, to hear Women talk. To them, only Love is important. Men think Love is a cinch to find, and Banging is the good stuff.

Where can you can find Banging? In the Yellow Pages, under the heading 'Escorts.' How much does Banging cost? It varies, but you can get something pretty good for about $100. Where can you find Love? In the Dictionary, between "Lost," and "Lust."

What is the best time to look for Love? When there is tenderness, and when there is trust, and believe me, not in the middle of the night when she is asleep, or she will wake up and kill you.


Love & Banging © 2005 Sam Longoria, Modern Mirth Magazine, Richard Levinson Publisher



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